Also, while I’m posting random pointless shit about my life:

I made eye contact with a cute girl in a dark blue dress at the car show the other night, while I was sitting with the bug. A few minutes later, she walks by again with a cool circus-status balloon hat and balloon sword. She walks up to me and says, “I love your bug. I got you this sword.” She hands me this sword, smiles at me and walks away without another word.

I hope I marry her one day.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t think I’m very emotionally stable.

Son of a bitch, man.

Roses by Outkast is so sassy

Growing up means not having anyone around to tell you that “No, you should NOT eat that entire pack of Oreos in one sitting” and somehow making yourself stop anyway

thefuuuucomics:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

Leftover pizza is not leftover in my heart

mmmm<3

vondell-swain:

i bought this sobe power fruit punch flavored beverage and its shitty im sorry if you work for sobe or if you designed this liquid but it is not satisfactory to me

DO NOT BUY SOBE POWER FRUIT PUNCH IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN AUTHENTIC FRUIT PUNCH EXPERIENCE